Friday, May 2, 2008

AN EXPERIENCE CALLED APPRAISAL-AN EXERICSE IN FUTILITY

So it's dat time of d year again!!!Corporate India going Boom Boom Boom...such are the days even Infosys posts healthy profits ha ha ha...Consequent to dat comes an Exercise called Employee Appraisal (trust the Motherfu**** SonsovaBit** HR wizzos of your esteemed Fortune who-knows-what organisation to come up with something to leave you completely dazed)...Dis happened to The Person in the very first year of The Person's working life too...there was this organisation u know..people called it ONE of d BIG-FOUR (more like KRAZZY 4)...and to top up the experience the good news comes on The Person's birthday.:D

Sunday, March 30, 2008

A Banwas 2.5 Months Old

As they say 'Time is a Great Healer',though The Person is not quite sure if this is the right idiom that shud have found its way at this exact position in the musings but anyways what's it dat matters! 2.5 months have somehow managed to find its way past the The Person since the project or whatever-bloody-else-you-might-want-to-call-it-you-can
-call-it
started.New friends have been made aplenty...new exotic destinations discovered too...a place so exotic in The Person's opinion...but the problem lies in the fact that the keys to enjoy the exotic appeal of the place is still alluding The Person...here's hoping to it dat in good time even they will be available...so how has life treated The Person meanwhile? Well not good(as if you will at all get what is meant by that!!!) but not hugely bad either...given that The Person took a life-defining decision(The Person would surely live long enough to regret that the author is quite sure...but that's what The Person felt right and had to be done.Period) But currently the scenario looks real bad...the GuestHouse is without another soul(if you might care to count out the caretaker)...and no exams to relieve the The Person of this dreadful thing called project...Cars however still continue to flash by...BMW Coupe,7 series,Mercedes A-Class,M-Class,Porsche Carerra GT...Ferrari not yet sighted...Lamborghini done though...But is The Person content?..Watch this space for more..For now the answer is NO.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

THE * SIGN OF THE PERSON & ALL U WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT


Taurus (The Bull) (fixed, earth, personal): Keyword: "I have". The Taurus person is resourceful, thorough, dependable, responsible, loyal, patient, placid, stable, sensual, affectionate, comfortable, solid, earthy, strong, money-oriented, practical, productive, cautious, musical, and artistic. They can also sometimes be stubborn, indulgent, insecure, acquisitive, possessive, rigid, stodgy and slow. Suitable occupations are where perseverance, practicality and responsibility are awarded,and security is available; such as builders, farmers, bankers, civil servants, accountants and artistic pursuits, especially singing and sculpture. In medical astrology Taurus governs the throat and neck. In astrology Taurus is ruled by the planet Venus. The sun sign dates for Taurus are April 21st - May 21st. The earth form of Taurus is fertile soil that has green growing plants.

Positive traits of Taurus people are:

* disciplined
* hard-working
* good sense of humor
* prudent
* great work-ethic
* artistic
* loving
* creative
* romantic
* sensual
* Very sexual
* attentive
* comforting
* strong
* steady
* shy
* organized
* cautious
* harmonious
* trustworthy
* calm
* tenacious
* stable
* patient
* resourceful
* easygoing
* careful
* dependable
* honest
* conservative
* determined
* loyal
* protective
* practical

Characteristics considered negative

Negative traits are:

* controlling
* stubborn
* hyper-sensitive
* gets stuck in ruts,
* little to say
* resentful
* moody
* horrible temper
* possessive
* overindulgent
* Jealous
* overly self-conscious
* rigid

CAREER:

Ideal Careers Banking, almost any form of bureaucracy, auctioneering, managers, singers, chef and acting.

Physical traits:

Astrologers believe that each of the zodiac signs has identifiable physical traits. Physically, individuals born under the sign of Taurus tend to have a full and square face, small ears, a rounded and dimpled chin, generally large foreheads, a short and turned-up nose, large and expressive eyes, glowing and opaque skin, full and well-shaped lips, small and even teeth, and thick, often curly hair. They are thought to usually be above average height

THE DEAL THAT U GET:

Taurus persons tend to be hedonistic, cool customers. They live primarily through the pleasures of their senses.

This is the more solid and pragmatic sign in the zodiac. It brings a lot of practicality and earthly sensibility. It is very utilitarian and seeks real, useful results for its efforts. This sign may be seen as lazy by some, but that is because it is strongly motivated by reward, and lack of such prize for its efforts tends to drain it of energies.

This sign is not psychologically equipped to deal with conflict and suffering, which reveal its more neurotic, sometimes brutal side. It does not take well to threats or disrespect, and can be quite resentful. Nevertheless, this is much more a sign of love and pleasure, where he usually much prefers to dwell.

Taurus can be greatly moved by physical beauty. In fact, some Taurus people, especially Taurus ladies find themselves delving in fields of esthetics or cosmetics.

Little acknowledged trait of Taurus is its rebellious nature, which is often considered as stubbornness. Its rebelliousness is actually quite refined in nature, certainly when compared to Aquarius' no holds barred. In accordance, it can be extremely wilful when it does not feel appreciated or respected.

They really hate discomfort, and can be quite preoccupied with avoiding it. This sign is usually a subscriber to "slowly but surely". It prefers to hold back than to risk himself.

Although they are quite aware of the wickedness inherent within their natural melancholy, basic constructive drives within this sign usually make them go with the greater good. Even in the case they do go down the wrong path, it will be more systematically conductive than just spite, and it should be rewarding aplenty. That said, naturally they are more inclined to fall into depression than act in a negative fashion.

They have a great longing to something special, exciting. This is the grounds for the great possessiveness within this sign, as anything that's considered special to them is held dear, clasped indeed.

Taurus is the more practical, constructive sign within the zodiac. The ruler of this sign is Venus, on her earthy side. His natural house is the second house.

Taurus shares similar qualities with Virgo, which eases them working together. Taurus appreciates Virgo's stable and rather predictable ways, and they often associate.

It can sometimes feel a bit intellectually inferior to Virgo's more dazzling abilities. Granted, Taurus does not really like to complicate himself with intellectual processes that do not lead to good, perceivable, real-world implications. This may sometimes mark him as "slow" by some, although Mercury's situation should be judged as well. Taurus' mentality tends to simplify things, really "bring them down to earth" (and to the commoners), and so sometimes eases thing and makes them much more workable.

Taurus tends to be somewhat more self-interested than Virgo, and can become quite lazy if there isn't any incentive offered.

Earth Signs--Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn-- Earth represents man's material resources, environment and possessions. The Earth signs are associated with sensation, stability and practicality, and people with a lot of earth in their make up are solid, dependable, thorough, responsible, cautious, overexertive, overprotective, and quiet. In combination with the other elements, earth feels that air will suffocate it, fire will burn it, but water will refresh and nourish it. It is the element of strength and healing.


Taurus personalities:

Interestingly, there are not so many top-celebrities of this sign, as it tends to be rather personal and does not usually feel a burning need to take on the world. It tends to be rather easily satisfied, and prefers not to extend itself too much.

FINALLY LETS SEE WHO GETS LUCKY:

Compatibility

The following items are traditionally associated with Taurus:

* Most compatible with: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, and Pisces, the Water and Earth signs.This person besides is a case in point!






















* Possible with: Taurus and Libra, due to the joint Venus rulership.
* Doubtful with: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries, Leo, and Gemini, as Fire and Air are incompatible with Earth

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Banwas...Or Is It?

16th Jan.8:45 p.m.A JET Airways flight which anyways was late by an hour ensured that The Person would end up on a 10 months long Banwas at the Desh-Ki-Rajdhani.A couple of hours and a most boring flight later which included a veg meal of all things and a snoring beauty in the aisle seat and only 1 cutie-pie airhostess Delhi was finally awarded the reward it so dearly did not deserve...The Person set his foot on the frozen airport tarmac...A completely lost cab driver then took over d proceedings..finally at 1:15 a.m. The Person reached the GuestHouse...what a relief! chalo jaan to bachi!...The next day dawned as it was scheduled to...The Person had office to attend...but en route the nazaara that was on offer in terms of The Beauties...The Person had never imagined it cud b true even...U-Name-It-U-Get-It...that was what it like...
  • Honda Civic and Accord(Imp to notice is City-s are not cars to own)
  • Mercs (Yaar that's too tacky..everybody has one or so it seems)
  • Beemers (Well Well they are not a rare sighting again..and 1 7Series was dere too)
  • Toyota Lexus (Honestly The Person had never seen one b4)
  • Audi (Sedan and SUV)
  • Porsche Cayanne
  • Nissan Tiguana
  • And to add the final flourish...A BENTLEY...Majestic man its presence!
So The Person started to think was it or wasn't it...A Banwas that is..More to follow.Watch this space.